- 17 hours ago
- 9265
I think sometimes cbt is a load of bullshit but once in a while you’ll just effortlessly parry a thought that’s trying to make you spiral and it feels so good. I’ve done it like 4 times tonight.
Did you mean CBD or are you talking about cock and ball torture
Yes if you beat the shit out of your nutsack you won’t ever feel sad again. This is medical advice.
Hold on I’m gonna try this
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- 17 hours ago
- 7834
They turned him into a shaboingboing
I had to look this up, and the anomalocaris doesn’t become shaboingboing…. They join forces to become BRACHIOSAURUS
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- 17 hours ago
- 154416
doing-90mph-in-central-london:
Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren’t about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal
somewhere in this beautiful world there is a man who sounds like Paulie Walnuts because he learned English by watching the Sopranos
- 17 hours ago
- 247045
do kids these days know about glomping?
What is that?
hehe…. *glomps you* OwO
:3
What the fuck?
The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.
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- 3 weeks ago
- 47324
I used to reference this tweet all the time. I did it for years. I misremembered “kramer gets addicted to virtual yogurt” being a meme so I gave people shit for not remembering it
and then one day I looked it up and realized it was from a failed 2013 gimmick account that tweeted 6 times before being abandoned and got like. 2 retweets ever.
Bring it back
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