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shartgod420:

Let’s say, hypothetically, I did the monster mash, and for the sake of argument let’s say it was a graveyard smash

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aflo:

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And y’all want me to vote for this dude?

another forgotten campaign promise…

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creative-anchorage:

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what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

Here’s my logic:

  • You should be able to work together to solve unexpected problems like fixing a flat tire or getting lost in an unfamiliar station
  • You should feel comfortable and safe enough around this person that you can sit in comfortable silence
  • You should be able to keep each other interested and deal with each others boredom in a healthy way
  • If you’re gonna form a long term partnership with someone you should probably be able to tolerate each other while locked in a small box for a few hours
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These tags are hilarious even though I don’t think you intended them to be.

*pulls European closer* The most populous countries in the world are China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, and Brazil in that order, with these seven nations alone making up 48.16% of the world population. You may note with the aid of a map that many of these nations are quite large, and would take several days of travel to go across either in cars or on boats. Almost half of the world’s population lives in places where you can travel in a cramped vehicle for days and still be within the country. Your worldview is limited and Europe is a tiny outlier in travel time and standards for international relations.

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catgirlbutthole:

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milfmoder:

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milfmoder:

I think sometimes cbt is a load of bullshit but once in a while you’ll just effortlessly parry a thought that’s trying to make you spiral and it feels so good. I’ve done it like 4 times tonight.

Did you mean CBD or are you talking about cock and ball torture

Yes if you beat the shit out of your nutsack you won’t ever feel sad again. This is medical advice.

Hold on I’m gonna try this

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paleobiology:

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They turned him into a shaboingboing

I had to look this up, and the anomalocaris doesn’t become shaboingboing…. They join forces to become BRACHIOSAURUS

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